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Ey up pet what's all this? Sebastian Burn - he had no T when I knew him bak in't good ole day afoor he were anybody and worked down't sewage farm. The lads done good.
A young lady who loved doing jigsaw puzzles sat at her table, working on a new one, but not getting anywhere. "What's wrong?" her boyfriend asked. "I've been working on this puzzle of a rooster for three days and I can't get any of the pieces to fit." "Honey," he said, "Why don't you just put the corn flakes back in the box, then."
Here - what are all these horrible lies you've been saying about my wife? Telling people she's a vegetable - it's awful. Appalling! She's no vegetable! She's a fruit! I married a tomato. A tomato is a fruit!
Hello. I am thinking this is good. This is rocking and rolling, yes? I am thinking so. Yes. Good show British fellow! I am liking it. Reminds me of the good old days under Stalin!